Lessons from a cute and lovable monster

1. It's not that bad and you're not that ugly.
2. Life can be scary, but you don't need to be.
3. Don't bite unless you think they'll take good. No need to waste food.

Just out here trying to catch some summer bugs before the season is over. I have a few questions for them like, "How does it feel to be annoying," and "Do your parents give you proper names?"