Since you are new, there are some things you should know about being a toy: I was told we were made for kids, but adults are really great co...

Before breakfast We'll watch some TV Then eat some pie And something snazzleberry

You could blame it on the cat, but you were the one who decided to play with your dominoes in your cat's favorite room on your cat's...

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