No hands No feet Yet my butt Is still in my seat

This is called the "one leg." When I was little, I was not allowed to touch things. So now, I carry a stick and I poke. I am much ...

  "Mom, there is an ant in my room! Hurry, come and see!" "Just squish it!" "Hi, um....." "Do you happen ...

 

What are you looking at? Hello? I don't see anything! I just got my bangs cut and the view is great!

How to catch a dinosaur: Not with a mitt. Not with a net. Catch him with your heart. Give him all of it. He will eat it up, well, not litera...

"GRANDMA! Can you speak a little louder and a little younger? I am in my backyard sitting in a shopping cart while using my banana phon...

"MOOOOOOM mom, I am sorry. Please don't send us outside. The grass field is sure to eat us. Fine. Chewy, it looks like my 'u...

"OK teacher woman, I am going to speak slowly so you won't need to ask any questions when I am done. My monster ripped up my homewo...

"MOM...moooooomm, there you are. Here is the monster that was just about to suck my brains out through my toes because you didn't c...

"This is the end. I give up. I am just going to lie here and let him finish me off. Why don't parents ever believe their children? ...

"MOM! MMMOOOOOMMMM! There is a monster under my bed! No, not on my head....under my bed! Please look! I can't just go to sleep, he...

"Whaaattt? I can't hear you! Did you say you gotta go? Well, there is no bathroom here. Whhaatt? No, I don't gotta go. No I don...