"MOM...moooooomm, there you are. Here is the monster that was just about to suck my brains out through my toes because you didn't c...

"This is the end. I give up. I am just going to lie here and let him finish me off. Why don't parents ever believe their children? ...

"MOM! MMMOOOOOMMMM! There is a monster under my bed! No, not on my head....under my bed! Please look! I can't just go to sleep, he...

"Whaaattt? I can't hear you! Did you say you gotta go? Well, there is no bathroom here. Whhaatt? No, I don't gotta go. No I don...

Before breakfast We'll watch some TV Then eat some pie And something snazzleberry

1. Sit and admire your donut for 5 minutes. 2. Close your eyes and embrace its aroma. 3. Open your eyes and give it a compliment....

"The weatherman said it would be cold so I decided to wear the sweater my aunt Hazel knitted.  I love this sweater because it protects ...

My teacher made me stay in at lunch because I kept my beanie on in class. It's lunchtime now. She hasn't said a word. She has been o...

On my way home from school, I stop by the lemon fields. I sometimes pretend I am a lemon and enjoy being surrounded by family. Then I g...

You make it really hard To go anywhere When you look at me that way With that sad little glare I have to be a human Make my way ou...

A gift is magic Not because you Have just received But because You have given